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The Universal Rx

No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation-proof, non-taxable,
In fact itís quite relaxable;

It canít be stolen, wonít pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem!

Your circulation it corrects,
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug;
May I prescribe, my friends,Ö the hug!
(And of course, fully returnable!)
Henry Matthew Ward